ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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