I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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