This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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