If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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