I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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