brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize