You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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