nut hugger
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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