He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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