Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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