i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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