But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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