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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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