..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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