How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Even my vagina gasped.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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