We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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