is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Farmville is her only friend.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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