youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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