is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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