can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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