here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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