he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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