May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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