i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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