So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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