I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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