I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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