Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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