the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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