We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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