Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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