you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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