Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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