did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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