Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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