Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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