yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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