would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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