Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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