awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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