She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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