i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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