I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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