if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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