I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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