I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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