You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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