Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
farters have to be the big spoon...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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