would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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