Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
