The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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