I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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