Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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