Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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