your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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