let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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