hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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